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Look aloof

a·loof  /əˈlo͞of/
Adjective

  1. Not friendly or forthcoming; cool and distant.
  2. Conspicuously uninvolved and uninterested, typically through distaste


A sarcastic way to celebrate your greatest moments.

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How do I go Aloofing?

  1. Ok first and foremost find an exciting event that would traditionally warrant a smile. =) 
  2. Get yourself, friend, or whole group to have the most bored look on your face, as if you couldn't have cared less you were skydiving, and then snap the picture.
  3. Done, you just went aloofing.

Fun Examples of Aloofing:
Take a "couldn't care less" picture while: 
  • Having the best dinner of your life
  • Emotionless cliff jumping
  • Shamelessly riding a children's carousel
  • The long drop of a roller coaster
  • Publishing Clearing House checks
  • Campfire with s'mores
  • Frosting sugar cookies
  • Building a snowman
  • Opening Christmas presents
  • Carving Pumpkins
  • A winning sport event
  • Happy Birthday!
  • Swimming with dolphins 
  • Taking a picture with a celebrity
  • Eating a caramel apple
  • Birth of a new child (It's a boy! Show that you couldn't care less)
  • Family Christmas Cards 

Painful Examples of Aloofing:
Take a "couldn't care less" picture while: 
  • Having a root canal
  • Watching the last 7 minutes of Saving Private Ryan
  • Breaking up with your girl or boy friend
  • Coming out to your parents
  • Passing a kidney stone


Find you own creative ways to create "Aloofing" memorable pictures.